tapped by the Captain


definition: ready to head to the bathroom to drop a dookey, pinch a loaf, take a dump, see an indian about a horse. ready to p–p!

beckground: from the ticket’s (ktck 1310 – dallas) superhero, captain doo doo, who fights crime in a different way. he saved the world from an asteroid.
man, i went to that super buffet. durin’ my second plate, i got tapped by the captain. almost didn’t make it either!

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