Taquito-raped


an act of public intoxication in which you go to quick trip gas station and order taquitos to continue your night of festivities. usually takes place when cops are around.
“dude! are you ready to get taquito-raped tonight?!”
“the wedding was beautiful. but what really topped it off was getting taquito-raped afterwards.”

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