Tar and Feather

you shave your p-b-s and while having s-x with a girl pull out and blow your load on her face. then proceed to sprinkle your p-b-s on her face.
also known as the snip n stick
the tar and feather is a s-xual move where the male -j-c-l-t-s all over the face of the female partner, and proceeds to rip out bunches of his own pubic hair and throw it all on the female’s s-m-n-covered face to give a full on lumberjack beard (the equivalent of being tarred and feathered).
“a man walked into a bar and the bartender says, ‘hey i’m gonna need to see some id.’ so the man pulls out his… license and gives it to the bartender. the bartender, who’ll we’ll call rick, scans the id, and the id doesn’t cut it. rick asks the man to leave, but the man protests. so rick pulls… out his phone. rick calls the police to escort the man and in a minute the police arrive and try to get the man to leave, but he is belligerent and fights them. in a vagrant display of police brutality, an officer whips out his… taser and zaps the man, who is easily transported to jail. rick closes his pub after the long days’ work and heads home. on the street rick sees a young girl selling lemonade on the street. rick decides to give the girl a big surprise that she won’t forget, so he extracts his… wallet and hands her a $20 bill. then he goes home, and when his wife criticizes his pubic and hair and demands he does some manscaping. rick becomes angry, and during his wife’s slumber that night, he pulls out his… shoes and goes for a walk. he walks down the country road and sees a prost-tute standing across the road from a herd of cattle. he tar and feathered a cow and went home.
the act of forcing a tar ball in the mouth of your s-xual partner(s), bending them over, and shoving their face(s) in your feather bed or feather pillow. the idea here is to continually pound said partner until the sheet or pillow case splits open and you -j-c-l-t- into the tarred and feathered faces. note: this act is best performed on people who talk too much before, during, and after s-xual relations.
if you don’t shut the f-ck up, i’m going to tar and feather your face when i f-ck you later.
the act of defacating explosively onto one’s back whilst actively ripping out one’s own pubic hair and sprinkling it on the sh-tty back.

basically sh-tting on someone’s back and throwing pubic hair on them. booyah.
the day after he ate some mexican food, robert decided to tar and feather his main b-tch.
to extract marijuana resin from paraphenlia, replace it as if to smoke it, and then add the remaining marijuana from that $25 bag of weed you waited two weeks for, and smoke the mixture.
we had to tar and feather or else the simpsons wouldn’t be as cool.