Tara Anglican School for Girls

founded in 1897, tara is most possibly the queerest girls’ school ever. the school’s programs provide a wide range of educational, co-curricular and personal development opportunities taught to give the girls extra-human powers.
the students’ motto is, and always has been, “we pay to get in but we pray to get out.”
tara is a school of opportunities found in education, sport, music and many other areas of study.
it is made obvious to the rest of school that year 10 (2006) is the dominant and s-xiest year. they are proud of the role and continue to fulfill it successfully. being the proud co-producers of the new cafeteria, year 10 find that it is their duty to bring the issue forward of the new cafeteria.. no, not air coniditioning; a cafeteria. yes, the hmfic was pretty smart right about here. let’s all thank her.. you know who!
tara student: “tara anglican school for girls is gay”
non-tara student: “yeah, i feel sorry for you”
tara student: “well, you know, i pay to get in but i pray to get out”
also, see the kings school for a good laugh.
we must make it clear that we are ashamed of our relationship to them and wish to never be used in the same sentence..
ever.

in other news, tara year 10 2006 are the greatest ever. we have an incredibly high standard of skills, whether it be marketing skills for our stalls, nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills or computer hacking skills.
we sell the most -rg-smic types of food known to man every tuesday in term 3 so beat that kings year 10!

in conclusion, tara year 10 2006 whip out allll over kings year 10 2006.
we’re fully tight, brah.
suck it.
kings year 10 2006 don’t have b-tch -ss food stalls every tuesday like tara anglican school for girls does.
contrary to popular belief, the most interesting year group to ever p-ss the distinguished halls of tara is none other than year 11 of 2009.

(note the use of the word ‘interesting’ as opposed to ‘best’.)

to effortlessly fit in to the social uprising that is the cl-ss of 2010, there are certain requirements that one must honour.

1. tandoori encrusted skin (streak marks optional)
2. a distinctive hair colour ‘that a baby could have been born with’
3. the ‘two-b-tton rule’
4. the ‘tara scrunch’ and the manual hemming of the sack-like uniform to crotch-level
5. obnoxiousness, however applicants with a superiority complex will be given top priority
6. the ability to count to 3(rd base)
7. dexterity with a long-bladed knife (for backstabbing and branding)
8. a general dislike towards specific years, in particular year 7, 8, 9, 10 and 12.

the cliques are clearly defined, even in the primitive social sludge-pit of tara anglican school for girls.
girl: you get a chocolate if its your birthday at tara anglican school for girls.
year 11 girl: that’s pathetic.
defintion; minger

why? no one is sure! we predict tara is a secret society of girls with birth defects.

year were they all went wrong:
year 10.
this is obvious! the b-tching is incredible, its not school in year 10. expect to see these girls become mcslaves in the next 10-15 years. the amount of dead beats is hilarious! i’m sure the ditzy humour of this grade will cease to make us happy for a longggg time. god bless the weirdos.

common terms: tara tarts, they all think it’s cool to be a tara tart, but i think we all know better!

outfit: one word. supre

daily routine: b-tch about every second person to come into your view. this has become something to be continued through decades! theres no such thing as a girl from tara, who doesnt make 100 -ssumptions about another person in a split second.

where are they from?!
there is no answer to this question!
a long shot guess, probably supre.

typical tart phrases:
– omg u sl-t! u totally did him 10 mins after i did him!
– lets all start drinking to fit in!
– that looks totally better on me!
– have i been out with him yet?
– am i drunk yet?
– is it in yet?

tara anglican school for girls
things of the past to be remembered in the future-

the epademic of the drinking girls

the sudden interest in the soccer

steph m and her mon-brow, or the mon-brow and steph.

not naming names, hypothetical ‘amy’ and ‘charles’

and finally, im sure we are all very aware
the man clan!!!
consists of numerous girls! watch out. they r huge