Tard Clap
a form of clapping where your wrists are limp and you engage in syncopated clapping with your elbow and your wrist, wildly flailing about. this form of clapping is often accompanied by phrases such as “deaauurrgghhh or errrraaagghuuurrh or my d-ck!”.
bill: “is that man having a seizure?!”
bob: “no, he’s just a mentally handicapped individual having an episode of the tard claps.”
fred: “john, are you okay? you look like a dilapidated seal tripping b-lls on acid.”
john: “deaauurrgghhh my d-ck!!! -tard clap-“
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