tard hag
a hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of r-t-rds, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.
joe: crystal is so f-cking hot. why is she always hanging around r-t-rds?
ferguson: she used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. now she’s a tard hag so they’d leave her alone.
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