tard hauler
the little yellow bus that transports window lickers to and from happy camp.
“hurry up and get gilberts helmet and drool bib on, the tard hauler is here!”
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- tardwear
ugly–ss clothing that tells everyone you’re a complete dumbsh-t or douchebag, typically featuring garish designs that are the graphic-arts abortions. examples of popular tardwear brands include “tapout” and “no fear,” and there are many more. ever since sam started rockin’ the tapout tardwear, it’s become pretty apparent that his prefrontal lobotomy must have kicked him […]
- Tard Wranggler
the customers on the other end of the phone when you work tech support. the act of having many bad customers, over and over. (see also: tard support) dude, i haven’t had any sales today… i’m just a tard wranggler today.
- sausage alley
a loose and sp-cious poontang. like throwing a sausage down an alley. she has a f-nny like a sausage alley.
- tater-ring
an affect to the tater-hole’s perimeter often induced during extremely aggressive -n-l intercourse. hey ted, you should see your mom’s tater hole! she has an accute case of tater-ring after i anhilated her tater-hole without the use of boy b-tter!
- Taylorlautnersexual
a s-xual orientation possessed by men that describes s-xual, romantic, and/or emotional attraction to both women and taylor lautner (but not other men). not to be confused with h-m– or bi-s-xuality. guy 1: “taylor lautner is so hot. i’d makeout with that guy.” guy 2: “dude. you’re gay.” guy 1: “i’m not gay, i’m taylorlautners-xual.”