Tard Loop
trying to get your point across by repeating the same thing over and over again in a r-t-rded loop. attempting to change the outcome. this is typically in a customer service setting where the loop-ee can do very little to aid the looper.
the following is a tard loop:
tard: “i would like an apple please”
clerk: “i’m sorry, we are out of apples, we will have more tomorrow. would you like something else?”
tard: “i really need an apple, i haven’t had an apple all day.”
clerk: “i’m sorry…”
tard: “i was really counting on having an apple, i like them”
clerk: “i’m sorry,we’ll have some by 8am”
tard: “but i enjoy apples, i’ve eaten an apple every day since nam”
clerk: “….sorry… would you like an orange”
tard: “i’m just disappointed, apple aaappleeeee.”
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