Tard story
a type of story originating form 4chan’s board /b/ whereby a person describes an r-t-rd -ssociated event.
an example of a tard story
>be at macdonalds eating a quarter pounder
>suddenly a large group of tards stumble in.
>it’s obviously one of the grand tard days out that they have sometimes and macdonalds is like a f-cking gourmet restaurant to them.
>they all get their food when one whale tard lets out a cry because his cheese burger has cheese on it and he doesn’t like it.
>tard gets upset and his wrangler tries to calm him down and get him one without cheese.
>staff member refuses to get him a new one because he sprayed his spit all over the burger.
>tard starts to flip his sh-t because he apparently hates cheese that much
>lets out tard war cry
>other tards begin to join in the cry
>sounds like a f-cking walrus being strangled
>whale tard then begins to stick his greasy tard fingers in everyone else’s food and then takes a bite
>beating off many wranglers with his m-ssive flabby arms as he does
>other tards begin to help and overpower wranglers with tard strength
>it’s like a scene from a f-cking prison riot. (except there tards of course)
>nope. i f-cking legged it out of there because i was sat close to the door.
>ran like a mother f-cker in case one of the skinny tards used his tard speed to catch up with me.
>to this day i have no idea what happened to the innocent bystanders in that macdonalds.
>still regret abandoning my quarter pounder. that sh-t was f-cking tasty.
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