tard wrangler
teacher designated to corral non-docile r-t-rds
the tard was on a rampage, so we had to call in a tard wrangler.
person who’s job it is to corral or otherwise guide a group of “slow or special people” while they are being transported from place-to-place (usually via foot).
while at the zoo, i saw a tard wrangler attempting to wrangle a stray tard when he bolted from the group near the monkey cage.
a person responsible for herding r-t-rds from one area to another.
why am i still working as a tard wrangler
a non r-t-rd who (tries to) keeps r-t-rds in check. characterised by their tight jeans.
thankfully the ‘tards have a tard wrangler to clear up their mess….
a person who takes care of tard liek the one you see running after them in the zoo
person 1: hey look at that wierdo kid
person 2: he looks lost weres his tardwrangler.
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