Tardcore

noun: someone who seems completely ignorant or idiotic in method, speech, or action, but is surprisingly capable of amazing feats.
the scotsman from gendy tartakovsky’s samurai jack is tardcore
going beyond the clearly marked limits of regular r-t-rdedness.

strangly enough, only people without down syndrome or other mental handicaps seem to venture into this frightening territory of hardcore tardness.

term is derived from the adj. hardcore, which has been used to define a strain of more aggressive punk rock from 1978-98. however the term mutated to encomp-ss other sh-tty genres of quasi-punk sounding bands. these bands are also labled as “tardcore” by bands who feel they don’t fit under the hardcore lable. especially since the scene is dominated by d-ck-wagging testosterone junkies who sneer at anything xenomorphic to them.

behaviour, as well as music like such also cl-ssify as tard core. what a diverse term.
bill: dude, did you just eat the sandwich you put your p-b-s on for your little brother to eat?
ted: uh, maybe… wait… yeah!
bill: you are so f-cking tard core.
something that is trying to be hardcore, but it ends up being overused and just ends up looking completely r-t-rded.

abbreviations:
txc
t/c
1. typing like this is tardcore
2. gamertags like “blaze” and “razor” and “demon killer of twilight 666” and other things like that are tardcore.
3. t-shirts with flaming skulls or tribal designs on them are tardcore, as are tattoos that have a tribal design or a skull.
4. cars with flame decals are tardcore.
5. people who say “tubular” are tardcore.

all perople who say things like “rad” or “tight” or “righteous” are automatically awesome. and if you disagree, then you are tardcore.
r-t-rded hardcore music.
thats so tardcore!!!!
a hardcore gamer who has dedicated an extreme amount of their life towards earning virtual rewards such as achievements, gold, experience levels, and loot.
my tardcore neighbor has literally spent more time playing wow this year than he has sleeping and he’s got the lootz to prove it.
not merely wrong or ignorant, but obstinately, vocally, and insistently wrong in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
man, those creationists are tardcore!
a person who is oblivious to the fact that they are geeky, nerdy, weenish, f-cktardy or dweeby, one who believes themselves “holier than thou”, awesome, powerful, but is in reality mediocre at best in every standing of the typical human cl-ster. in other words, a literal egotistical idiot.

“woman 1:that guy in customer service is an -sshole. he can’t tie his shoes but he thinks he knows about proper business management.

woman 2: no, he’s just tardcore.”

“f-ckers who act like they know everything about anything, man they be tardcore sh-theads.”

“kevin the sea cuc-mber from “spongebob squarepants”, is a prime example of “tardcore”.

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