Tardhelmet
a person who attracts metallic objects due to an improperly placed magnet inside the skull.
also known as anyone who has to wear a helmet on a daily basis to avoid injuries to the head, such as walking headfirst into the floor.
you know that one kid on the short bus that wears a pink helmet cause his mom wont buy him a spiderman one? thats a tardhelmet. watch out, his teeth, while crooked, can gnaw through your finger in about 4 seconds.
dude, that tardhelmet just ate my juicebox
hey tardhelmet, can you grab that eel before it steals my weed?
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