tardigrade


water-dwelling micro-animal with eight legs.
quite possibly the toughest animal in nature.
1: tardigrades can survive 10 years without drinking water.
2: tardigrades can survive in outer sp-ce.
the only grade considered worse than an f in many schools.
teacher 1: if dave doesn’t start to do his work, he’ll end up with a tardigrade.

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