Tardle
1. (noun) a spirit animal that is a mix between a turtle and a yard
2(adjective) a face made where you give yourself about ninety chins and stick your tongue out.
hey man, lookit that guy over there channeling his inner tardle. good for him
1 more definition
tardle: to be both physically and mentally slow, as in a crossbreed between a physically slow turtle, and a mentally slow r-t-rd.
wow dude, jeff just walked into a stopsign and broke his leg. now he’s not just a tard, he’s a tardle
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