tardmaster
1. the master of all r-t-rded behavior.
2. one who excels in tardness.
put the midget down, tardmaster!
the master of a r-t-rd, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial p-ssage of the individuals with disabilities education act, which mandated the inclusion of r-t-rds into standard education settings. these r-t-rds need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.
“dude, did you see that r-t-rd flip his sh-t in gym earlier? his tardmaster had to take him down!”
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