Tardmata
noun, unknown marking(s) found on ones body usually after a night of heavy drinking.
amy says “anne, come look at this on my hands. i have no idea how these holes got in my hands..what happened last night?” to which anne replies “amy, this is clearly a case that you have been touched by the mystery known as tardmata”
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