tardmuff
the shortening of the common derogatory word tardm-ffin
however, once someone constantly shortens the word tarm-ffin to tardm-ff, they instantly become more popular with the people who surround them.
it sounds colder, less personal, and less like a five year old trying to be cool, than tardm-ffin
the term tardm-ff never goes out of style or fashion. it always remains deep in the brains of those who use it.
elizabeth says: g-d, nancy, stop being such a tardm-ffin!
johnny says: tardm-ffin? that’s such a cool word!
elizabeth says: i know, right?!
luke says: she’s such a tardm-ffin.
-nancy goes to cry in a corner all by herself for a week-
-one week later-
nancy says: jesus, elizabeth, give me back my diet soda, ya tardm-ff.
luke says: huh? tardm-ff?
nancy says: yeah…
johnny says: that is soooo bad-ss, nancy!
elizabeth says: guys, she obviously just stole my word from last week!
luke says: shut the f-ck up, tardm-ff! n-body cares about you.
-elizabeth goes and cries in a corner all by herself for the rest of her life because the word tarm-ff never goes out of style-
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