tardrail
a protective barrier with rails that is worn or set up to prevent a r-t-rd from injurying himself or anyone around him. comparable to the bubble boy suit or also a fence for cattle
person 1: bobby just ran into that lady!
person 2: it’s all good, bobby was wearing his tardrail
person 1: was it padded?
person 2: no sh-t it was padded! that’s why its a tardrail!
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