tardtyping


to mistype a word by accidentally “shifting” your starting position over the keyboard. for example “right” can become “wifhr”.
dude, i’ve been tardtyping all day. i called my girlfriend a bwsru viycj on im earlier. she slapped me so hard i still have a purple handprint on my… -ss.

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