Target High
the high you feel after leaving target. you feel like you have everything you need; you’re invincible.
sally: i had a target high today after buying a ton of new soap and shampoo. i couldn’t wait to take a shower!
joe: you’re wierd…
sally: i guess it’s a girl thing.
bob: dude, i was target high today because i bought a soccer ball and some bacon. the soccer b-lls smelled like leather and i had 7 strips of bacon right when i got home.
amanda: that’s strange.
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