Target snake


(pr-nounced tarjhey snake)

one who slithers through target picking up anything in sight with bright colors, and then shedding 75% of the items at the register into a cart strategically placed to block all paths of other exiting customers
who left this cart here? what a target snake….oooo a green can opener and matching pencil sharpener..

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