tarzan

tarzan, a character created by edgar rice burroughs, first appeared in the 1914 novel tarzan of the apes, and then in twenty-three sequels. he is the son of a british lord and lady, marooned on the coast of africa by mutineers. his parents died when he was an infant, and he was raised by great apes of a species unknown to science. kala is his ape mother. tarzan (white-skin) is his ape name; his english name is john clayton, lord greystoke.
“me tarzan, you jane.” – tarzan
getting one’s p-n-s stuck in the pubic hair of a woman, either around the -ss or v-g-n-.
-how was last night with the ukrainian?
-sh-t man it sucked, b-tch never shaved and tarzaned me!
-ouch i feel ya man!
action done in s-xual excitement. the act performed after laying pipe into a hot girl where she made your d-ck feel so great that after you -j-c-l-t- you begin to beat your chest and let out a yell expressing your satisfaction of a great lay.
dude susan was so amazing last night afterwards i did the tarzan.
amazingly and breathtakingly wild. can be used to describe rabid animals and the like; or even used to describe ‘wild’ snowboarding, surfing, or drinking moves/experiences.
‘sh-t look at that lion- it’s fully tarzan’.

‘check it out, that wave is tarzan’
a hot guy who has little experience with the real world, but is nonetheless good for a f-ck.
josh had never been to a party before, but he was such a tarzan that kate didn’t care.
a man with a monkey fetish who likes to stick his flag pole up hairy tunnels.
tarzan got kick out of the zoo for flag poleing a monkey.
tarzan got his flag pole stuck in a tree.
tarzan got caught running his hands up his flag pole in public.
little pieces of sh-t that remain clinging to your -ss hair
damm this tarzans are bugging me

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