tastes like jesus


used to describe something that instills a sense of euphoria to anybody who eats, drinks, or otherwise has the opportunity to taste it. see also free.
holy gods! these cookies taste just like the savior, i swear!

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    a breast referance. when a woman with large br–sts is running or jogging, and is not wearing a supportive bra, and her br–sts are flopping around. oh my goodness.. that lady had some tata-caboolies! she should invest in a sports bra.

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    this is a person who has a cross of aussie n thai in him sheldon is taussie!!!!

  • Taybarns

    originally just the t-tle of a british low-cost ‘all-you-can-eat’ restaurant chain, the term is now used to describe girls that are extremely s-xually appealing. the term can also be symbolised by placing one flat hand ontop of the other to produce a ‘t’ shape “whoa, that girl is hot.” “nah man, that girl is taybarns!”

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    one with unusually luscious br–sts. also as a verb: to stare at a taysco taysco: “stop tayscoing me, you perv!”

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    a person of middle eastern descent. ie. inner city cabbie “g-d d-mn tazmanian fig picker, could have at least dropped me off in the neighborhood”


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