Taulanta
top definition
the art of manipulating a person in to hard core s-x. involving whips, chains, hadncuffs, and knives. also illegal in many many states.
me and my ex girlfriend (miranda) did the taulanta on the kitchen table (this is also illegal in many states)
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a very wonoderful s-xual pleasure!!! no one should ever try this!! thx
dwayne ran a
way from a taulanta
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a great s-xual experience with pleasure and everyone should try it!!! great s-x/head!!!!!!!
preston was walkin down when a girl gave him a taulanta in public. than steven got some from a dog!!!(its not only for humans as well as for animals)
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the s-xual action of inserting a knife into one’s -n-l, or v-g-n-… usually causing self harm. done in the action for pleasure or pain…
“dude! howd she died?” “she died from a taulanta!!!”
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