Taumeras
taumeras is in the middle. common nicknames include t-bear, t-money, t-howard. can jump higher than anyone named josiah. josiah means king, but we all know that ain’t true. taumeras is a lady’s man but when he finds the one he is super loyal. often has slightly above average meats.
“oh that guy jumped higher than josiah. his name must be taumeras.”
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