Taunting the Octopus


when your exploit your ex-girlfriend’s emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. often used as a way to ‘stay in touch’ over im in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.
guy 1: she came online complaining about my inability to commit so i told her she’s an over-emotional head case that just needs a good -ss-f-cking from some guy she won’t ‘fall in love’ with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.

guy 2: dude… you’re totally taunting the octopus on that one. i bet she cried herself to sleep. good on ya!

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