tavleen
tavleen: you have found the name of the most beautiful person on the face of the planet. good for you! take your time, soak it all in, i know there’s a lot to appreciate here. fiercly underrated and born with a body full of s-ss and sarcasm. is known to hang around sc-nty people with names like arushi. the ultimate expression of enthusiasm and joy. someone who is truly fabulous has confidence, kindness, s-xiness, and a good wardrobe. tavleen is beyond all description of wonder, delight, desire, love, sunrise, ice cream, music, dancing, anger, awe, adoration, change, cycles, sensationalism, scandal, inspiration, optimism, color, hunger, satisfaction, silence, noise, sleep, holding, letting go, breaking down, p-ssion, hope, transformation, breath, breakfast, closing your eyes, touching, tasting, feeling, being. tavleen is known to posses the att-tude of someone endowed with an ungodly amount of cool. a combination of scott disick and louis tomlinson making s-ssy remarks.
arushi the sc-nt: hey gurl u so fab-u-lous
tavleen: thanks my little minion. it must be so hard to be a commoner a peasant and not like me.
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