Tax

giving money you don’t have to people you don’t know for a program you don’t believe in.
it’s income tax time again. whoo.
verb. – to steal.
noun. (taxer) – thief
“javier taxed mike’s unix book, and mike kicked javiers -ss for being a taxer.”
“the only difference between a taxman and a taxidermist is the taxidermist leaves the skin.”

-mark twain-

“a nation trying to tax itself into prosperity is like a man trying to lift himself out of a bucket by it’s handle.”

-winston churchill-
enough said, good game n00bz.
money coerced and collected from honest, hard-working people in proportion to their income. this means that the harder a person works, the more he is taxed. taxes are not collected on wealth, which explains why rich people pay few taxes.

therein lies the explanation why pollutocrats like john kerry, al gore, hillary clinton, and ted kennedy, who have millions of dollars, want to raise taxes. they have great wealth but not-so-great incomes, so they pay very low taxes. it’s your -ss they want to tax.

this also explains why higher taxes are the liberal’s favorite solution to every problem. higher taxes cost him nothing, but the ent-tlements they pay for buy votes from members of the ent-tled groups. this explains why black folks like to vote for john kerry. you didn’t think they like his face, did you?

note a fundamental truth of the universe: corporations do not pay taxes. never have. never will. they merely collect taxes and p-ss them on to the government. if the government slaps a high tax on corporations, the corporations merely raise the prices of the goods they sell, and p-ss the cost along to the consumer.
hillary clinton lay in bed, momentarily troubled because she could not think of a new way to raise taxes.
another necessary evil perpetrated by the government, which is itself a necessary evil. while many people disagree over just how much taxes they need to pay, it is stunningly obvious that we need to pay some taxes. running the country, after all, isn’t a part-time job.

the general reaction to taxes is high, usually because people are very attached to the small green slips of paper they call ‘money.’
1: i’m a democrat! i want higher taxes!
2: i’m a republican! i want lower taxes!
3: i’m an urban dictionarian! i want no taxes!
legalized theft created by and used by the government. mostly used to pay for a bullsh-t war in iraq or to give money to lazy pieces of sh-t who refuse to work (see welfare)
f-ck taxes.
the other thing guaranteed in life besides death.
death and taxes are two things you can not escape in this world. believe me, i tried to escape both and now i am screwed.

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