Tax Pimpticioner
a tax accountant with legendary swag.
“there was an accountant of legend who once worked at this firm; they said as he prepared tax returns, the heavens opened and angels played their harps to the beats of his prancing fingers on a ten key.”
“he was a real tax pimpticioner”
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