tax-time baller
a person who is newly albeit temporarily wealthy from a huge tax return, only to be flat broke again a month later once they spend every penny on frivolous cr-p.
person 1 : i just got 2 thousand on my tax return. i’m about to hit the mall.
person 2: why don’t you take a little and splurge and save the rest or maybe get some new tires for your car because your tires are bald, or maybe even take a few cl-sses?
person 1: ahh that can wait, i gotta look good this weekend. there was $200 watch i saw at macy’s and those new jordan’s came out this week. plus…..
……….3 weeks later………
person 1: you got a couple bucks so i can get a few packs of noodles?
person 2: a couple bucks?!?!? didn’t you just get 2 g’s a few weeks ago?? i knew you was a tax-time baller.
person 1: …..-hangs head-…….
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