Tayswifting
when none of your relationships last over 5 f-cking seconds.
tayswifting
when none of your relationships last over 5 f-cking seconds.
girl 1: -goes up to boy- will you go out with me?
boy: yea sure i’ve liked you for a while now.
-hugs, kisses-
-boys phone rings-
boy: -on phone- yeah, ill be home soon. ok/ ok/ love you too.
girl: b-tch wtf
boy: what?
girl: seriously you f-cking -sshole your already cheating on me! you f-cking spoooon i hope you burn in h-ll b-tch.
boy: i was talking with my mom -_-
girl: you were cheating on me with your mom?
boy: what the f-ck is wrong with you?
girl: we are over! -starts crying-
boy: srsly? its been like 10 seconds and ur breaking up with me?
girl: starts laughing and putting lipstick over her face/
boy: wtf are you ok
girl: -head turns 180 degrees-
boy holy f-ck what the f-ck
girl: -in demon voice- im ok… but you wont be.
boy: f-ck f-ck f-ck what the sh-t holy ssh-t
girl: -takes out knife- -cuts boy’s d-ck off-
boy: what the f-ck ahhhhhhh sh-t sh-t sh-t you just chopped of my d-ck you crazy b-tch
girl:-stabs boy 54 times in the chest-
-boy dies-
-police come to the scene-
policeman: poor boy was a victim to tayswifting
girl: -gets admitted to mental hospital”
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