TBM
totally brainwashed mormon
brian likes red bull, but he won’t drink coffee what a tbm.
tactical boyfriend mention – mentioning one’s boyfriend to alert potential suitors that you are a) not interested, b) don’t want to lead them on and c) that they should back off and quit touching your d-mn arm already.
he was following me around all night, but as soon as i dropped the tbm he couldn’t get out of there fast enough.
true blue mormon; member of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints; momo; lds
gerald won’t drink coffee and can’t wait to get his own planet. dangit, he’s a tbm.
see “the birthday m-ssacre.”
a rock band from toronto, canada. a truly remarkable blend of fantasy and horror. while one might use words like “metal,” “goth,” or even “powerpop” to describe such a sound, “dreamy” and “surreal” do the band far more justice. it’s a sound so uniquely visual, you might describe it more like a painting or a feeling. it’s as if the story of david fincher’s “seven” appeared like “alice in wonderland,” but everything was a creamy shade of violet.
tbm is coming to chicago next month!
total brock move
noun: to get extremely lucky when you shouldn’t be or don’t deserve it; the person pulling the tbm will say that he/she is skilled but everyone knows it is just luck
-john: i can’t believe he won that game of poker. it was such bullsh-t.
-joey: i know. that was a tbm.
-john: i would take him with me to las vegas, but i’m afraid he’d brock out.
too busy masturbating
alani.hey, lets do something. come to my house.
david. sorry babe, i’m tbm.
to be more specific.
(+knight_of_death) could you tell me what is teamspeak? (@ace-) consider it as a piece of walkie-talkie software (@ace-) tbms, you can speak while you’re playing by connecting to a server (…)
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