tboned by a smart car
1. to be hit by a smart car in the shape of a “t”
2. a s-xual reference to tboning the sh-t out of someone
3. a common visualisation when employing the powers of “the secret”
1. “i got tboned by a smart car on oxford st the other night”
2. “yeah i h-ll tboned her like a smart car last night. livin.”
3. “she was using the secret to get a car sp-ce but i was just using it to visualise tboning the sh-t out of her like a smart car. the thought, the thought indeed.”
1. to be crashed into by a smart car in the shape of a “t”
2. a s-xual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing “the secret”
1. “i got tboned by a smart car on oxford st on thursday night on my way to dinner with some snitch”
2. “i tboned her like a smart car all night long”
3. “she was using ‘the secret’ to visualise a car park but i was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. the thought, livin.”
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