tc stachington
tc stachington is the bravest soldier ‘stache to ever have existed. he carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. tc leaves no one behind. tc will punch you in the face, then down a shiner bock with you and explain why you deserved it. tc loves kittens and p-ssy and they love him back. to steal a phrase from action figure therapy, tc is like a “mustache with t-thes.”. f-ckin’ bad -ss.
(bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
the enemy: “where is that american soldier tc stachington? find him!”
tc: “i’m right behind you.”
boom!
tc: “man this is too easy.”
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