TCrock
when a lanky creeper skulks around a public venue with a goofy smirk on his face. he will commonly act like your long lost buddy even though you wouldn’t -ssociate with him under any circ-mstances. he will also make incorrect statements about your place of work, request reimburs-m-nt for gas and mileage for anything he claims to have done on a charitable basis, attempt to sucker you into losing and/or bad business deals and will claim anything a family member has done is the “adventure of a lifetime.”
dude #1: yo man, did that smirking fairy just ask you for gas money and claim he needed reimburs-m-nt for a trip to a orphanage?
dude #2: pretty much, but he also claimed he was digging our buddy time on the hoops court, i worked for the highway department and then he tried to sell me his jank camaro that he said had been driven in a disney parade. he claimed i would have the adventure of a lifetime if i drove it.
dude #1: aw man, you got tcrocked.
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