TDM

an uber white form of music listened to exclusively by fathers. “total dad music”
we were jammin some tdm on the way to grandmas
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call of duty/cod slang for “team deathmatch”. pretty much the best multiplayer game in cod.
this server only supports tdm play.
total d-ck move.
kirk picked up my bottle of jd and chucked it into the street. tdm.
time division multiplexing – tdm or time division multiplexing is a term used in cisco. tdm is simply the transmission of information from several different sources using one common channel or signal. after all of the information is recieved it is reconstructed. depending on whether bits or bytes are used, tdm is called bit-interleaving or byte-interleaving. tdm output can be compared to a train with 32 railroad cars. each is owned by a different freight company and every day the train leaves with the 32 cars attached. if one of the companies has product to send, the car is loaded. if the company has nothing to send, the car remains empty, but it is still part of the train.
tdm was used to transfer that information.
that doesn’t make sense
hair brush and swing = that doesn’t make sense

hair brush + swing= tdms
a tdm is a temporary distraction measure.

temporary distraction measures are the process by which politicians and the mainstream media distract the population from the important things they’re doing that affects everybody, a.k.a. multi-trillion dollar spending binges.

the tdm is the process or smokescreen they use to cover the event up or make it inconsequential. a.k.a, swine flu, drug cartels in mexico, taliban in pakistan, e-coli contamination in peanuts…
“dude! did you buy a mask to keep from getting swine flu?”

“nah, i’m not worried about it, it’s a t.d.m to keep us from thinking about all those billions of dollars of our money they’re handing out left and right to bankrupt businesses.”
to da max!
80s slang for ‘to the most extreme mesure.’
after both seeing a good horror film, derek jumps out from behind a corner and shouts. he scares julie ‘to da max’.

i <3 u. tdm. 'i love you, to da max' an acronym for "total douchebag move," used to describe someone's actions that were particularly douchey etm. jarrod took a pic of us via cell phone in mirror and cropped me out of it before he made it his default pic, tdm. (it also should be noted that taking a pic via cell phone in mirror is a tdm in itself.. clearly).