TDY Widow
tdy stands for temporary duty and thus for military men and women who are deployed on a mission. a widow is someone whose husband p-ssed away. combined, it is used to express that your partner (husband/bf) is away from home and at times, you feel lonely due to that.
my man is gone tdy again, i feel like he’s hardly ever home. i’m a tdy widow
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