te (turtle egg)
someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid sh-t they say. cries over anything, believes you’re married after 10 months. does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. cannot swim enjoys extreme videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on instagram like he’s not throwing a tantrum. emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.
cp level: -1
amor: turle egg
attacks:
-cries nothing happens
-manipulation
-instagram famous
-annoys to death
-hopeless romantic
bobby is acting like a te (turtle egg) and it’s so annoying.
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