Tea-ferret
a ferret trained especially to serve tea. a true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apr-n and carries a silver tray with green cups. originates from the village of bree in middle-earth. the most favourable master of a tea ferret is dominic monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.
your tea-ferret seems to be a bit down. have you tried showing him eyeliner-pics of dom yet?
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