tea piss
tea p-ss – a tea p-ss is where a mouthful of tea is spat out due to involuntary laughing at a funny joke or incident.
this term could evolve into other beverages.
e.g. coffee p-ss, c-ke p-ss etc.
“he heard the punch line of the joke and subsequently performed a tea p-ss, spraying the room with a fine mist of brown liquid and soaking his colleagues!”
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