tea potting

when a baby screams at a high pitch tone, like a teapot whistling. slowly increasing volume and pitch.
as soon as i took the toy away, she started teapotting, so i gave it back.
a s-xual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his b-lls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scr-t-m. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this s-xual act.
hey baby, did you wanna try something new tonight? yeah? i was thinking of tea potting
a favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his b-lls are submurged in the water but his c-ck is above the teapot. a lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. as she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her -ss, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man
“i took my girlfriend for a curry last night. tea potting all night long. so mate- dont ever use this teapot… ”
where a man places his genitals into a teapot filled with warm water(and bubble if you want) – then have your partner blow down the spout of the teapot giving your bits and pieces a nice jacuzzi.
i am looking forward to a spot of teapotting with my partner later
teapotting is when a man is masturbating and sticks his thumb up his own -ss to m-ssage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience. “i’m a little teapot short and stout. here is my handle and here is my spout”
mark walked in only to find phil teapotting himself while watching fair city.
phil’s -rg-sms are amazing when he teapots himself.
the art of using a teapot instead of a bong to smoke weed.
“wanna do teapotting?”
would you like to get high?

“shall we teapot?”
would you like to get high?

“more tea vicar?” (hold up teapot)
would you like to get high?
female form of teabagging. the male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. as long as we’re talking tea that’s the whole teapot.
you fell asleep with your mouth open, and fat tina was teapotting you!
the act of sitting on top of random objects in a tea pot postion. similar to planking or owling.
this is very similar to planking or owling but the person sits on top of random objects with a hand on their hip for the handle and the other arm up so it looks like a spout so when somone takes a picture it should look like the person is in the shape of a tea-pot and that is how someone would go tea-potting.

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