teabagging
tea bagging is mostly used in two ways.
1. a s-xual act where a males t-st-cl-s are dipped in and out of the partners mouth. similar to how a teabag is used while making a cup of tea.
2. a practical joke, where a male will place his t-st-cl-s on a friends face and a photo be taken to embarr-ss the friend. usually at a party when a friend has fallen asleep.
1. while giving me oral s-x, jess tea bagged my b-lls.
2. did you see the photo of rusty teabagging rob after he p-ssed out?
the insertion of one man’s sack into another person’s mouth. used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a s-xual act.
at the frat house last night, when tim was wasted an down on the floor, he got teabagged by, like, ten guys!
me and jen were teabagging last night when her mom walked in. awkward.
to have a man insert his scr-t-m into another person’s mouth in the fashion of a teabag into a mug with an up/down (in/out) motion.
man: let’s teabag!
your daughter: okay!
the act of putting your b-lls in and out of a persons mouth.
well if ya didnt sleep with your mouth open i wouldnt have tea bagged ya dude
an adult act performed by consenting republican/conservatives on each other to express their fake outrage to imaginary tax increases (most of these idiots actually just got a tax break)
during this act one republican/conservative nut job (pun intended) drops his pants in public and slowly lowers his scr-t-m into the eager mouth of another right wing nut lover.
some basic teabagging partic-p-tion rules
1: partic-p-nts have to be very low income (preferably on welfare)
2: partic-p-nts have to be avid fox news watchers (this makes certain the partic-p-nts are brainwashed to the extent of being borderline r-t-rded)
3: partic-p-nts have to be republican/conservative
on 04/15/09 (tax day) broke -ss republicans throughout the country gathered in public and performed m-ss teabagging on each other for hours while complaining about some imaginary tax increases
v. to lower one’s scr-t-m into another’s mouth.
person 1: i want to try teabagging.
person 2: you mean, you want me to try teabagging…
the act of lowering one’s b-lls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.
pohlman’s dad was wrestling with devon and accidentally tea bagged her.
1: the act of placing or repeatedly dunking an infusion of drinkable leaves into a pot or cup of hot water, to create a delicious and tannin-loaded beverage.
2: the act of placing or repeatedly dunking ones t-st-cl-s and scr-t-m into the open gaping mouth of a willing partner.
it had been a long day and daphne was tired. her dozy yawning gave mike an idea. as she lay in s-xy repose on the garden lilo, mike straddled and repeatedly teabagged into her open willing cakehole. her lips, full and moistened with lip balm, gave a lovely seal as the bagger and baggee met in a glorious carnal union. mbpuh mbpuh his slimy n-ts-ck went as he bagged in and out. they were tea bagging.
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