Team Alice
what any self-respecting twilight fan is due to the fact that team edward supports a whiney emo-like sparkly vampire and team jacob supports a childish crybaby werewolf. team alice supports the character of alice cullen, one of the few characters in the series that actually has a likable personality.
fan 1 – “are you team edward or team jacob?”
fan 2 – “neither, i’m team alice.”
fan 1 – “what???? how can you not support edward or jacob?”
fan 2 – “easy, they have pathetic personalities and alice doesn’t.”
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