team buffy
a usefull way to insult twilight lovers when they argue who is better; that sparkling stalker or that other guy. because twilight is about a girl with no personality who falls in love with a sorry excuse for a vampire, and buffy the vampire slayer is about a girl who stakes vampires!
girl 1: edward is the best!
girl 2: umm, false! jacob is much better. team jacob forever!
girl 1: no! team edward forever!
me: team buffy forever!!
girl 1 & 2: huh?
me: the earth is doomed.
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