Team Valor
a miserable gathering of weaklings unable to understand the concept of “intelligence” or “dignity.”
i saw a team valor member bullying children and harrasing women.
as a member of the heroic team mystic, i put the vandal down.
team valor is one of the three teams you can choose to join in pokemon go. team valor’s color is the color red, and it’s mascot is the legendary bird pokemon moltres. team valor is probably the most hated team, because of it’s members. team valor members are most likely to be very rude to others, and they are at all just a bunch of tryhards.
person a: oh, h-llo! i see you are playing pokemon go as well! may i ask what team you have joined?
person b: uh, yea. i’m in team valor. what about you?
person a: i see, i am a member of team mystic.
person b: omf f-ck you team valor is the best you f-cking f-ggot. team mystic? more like mistake amiright? #teamvalor
person a: yep. truely a member of team valor.
team valor is one of the 3 teams to choose in pokemon go. as an acronym they stand for victory, absolute, loyalty, outgoing, and respect. also their leader candela has quite an impressive rack indicating gamers that choose valor have a better s-x life and live happier.
people choose team valor because candela is s-xy af!
##teamvalorftw #pokemongo #nicecupsize #mysticsbejelly
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