Teapression


the complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.
jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.
the feeling you get when you reach for your cup of tea, only to realise that you’ve already drunk the contents.
dude, i got really bad teapression. make me another!

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