Tear a new asshole
an abusive sometimes angry critique of the victim’s actions or work. such a painful and embarr-ssing evaluation that it feels like the authority is trying to tear a new -sshole for you. (-ssholes being an embarr-ssing body area.)
secondarily, tear a new -sshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn’t even bother to find to the actual -sshole.
the drunken male marines performance on the wh-r- house obstacle course was so pitiful that their sergeant had to tear a new -sshole for all of them with a rusty pocket knife. but he praised the females for being righteous ho’s on the beach.
to be extremely annoying to someone; to mistreat somebody to an extreme.
my boss is extremely demanding, he tear a new -sshole to all his employees daily!
to display a level of awesomeness that eliminates all compet-tion. to make someone, usually an audience, feel as if they have been torn a new -n-s by your amazing display of skill.
to tear a new -sshole:
after a flute concert:
mother, i tore them a new -sshole!
what one might do with a drill-shaped p-n-s.
when i take the bus home afterwards, i won’t be able to sit, because they’re going to tear me a new -sshole.
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