Tear Bombs
pre – cursors to menstrual meltdowns
ticking bomb statements or questions from your woman that must be dealt with carefully and quickly to defuse them.
ignoring them or getting too many wrong answers will lead to menstrual meltdownand that’s a handcart to h-ll for any man.
“hey gary, i think i escaped getting capped by the wife last night.” she dropped 3 tear bombs and i p-ssed the tests.”
hear are two levels of tear bombs……there are more.
tear bomb – level 1 -“you said you’d call me today if you weren’t too busy……..”
tear bomb – level 2 -“it didn’t sound to me like you were too busy……..and that stupid f—-ng secretary of yours didn’t want to talk to me.”
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