tear goggles
similar to beer goggles. the drunk at a party, bar, etc. who seems to think everybody wants to hear his sob story. also will usually get emotional and tell you over and over again “i love you man”, “he doesn’t deserve you”, etc..
drunk: (in slurred drunk talk) “listen d-mn it you’re an awesome, beautiful woman and your boyfriend doesn’t deserve you” or ” did i ever tell you how much i love you man, i’m serious, love you like a brother.
girl/ guy: it sounds like you’ve strapped on the tear goggles.
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