Tear porn


a piece of literature, cinema, art etc. whose sole intention is to make its audience cry. motifs include loved ones with alzheimer’s and/or terminal illness, animal-related euthanasia, and people tear screaming towards the sky in the pouring rain.

authors such as nicholas sparks and mitch albom are typically referred to as tear p-rnographers.
the notebook? is that that movie where the b-tch can’t remember? straight tear p-rn.

i just read for one more day. if my eyes had p-n-ses, they would be rock hard right now.

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